Ralph Gardner Jr.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Dreaming Of Sun

Jan 13, 2018
Jesse Cutaia of Hudson Solar
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This might not be the ideal season to discuss solar panels. In particular installing solar panels. Certainly not in the listening area.

If one’s mind gravitates to sources of heat it’s more likely a roaring fire accompanied by a good single malt.

But think of this commentary as a combination of one of those year-end roundups and a resolution to become a better, more responsible global citizen in 2018.

Ralph Gardner Jr: My Repetitive New Year's Resolution

Jan 6, 2018
A walk in the woods on New Year’s Day
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Midnight at the turn of the New Year found me where it always does. Outdoors.

No, I wasn’t winter camping.

Ralph Gardner Jr: The Beauty Of Baths

Dec 30, 2017
Emmett Kelly in a bubble bath, Sarasota, Florida
Florida Memory / Wikimedia Commons

With temperatures dipping into the single digits -- and the minus single digits -- and the New Year fast approaching, the moment may be right to sing the praises of an institution that transcends time. That unites us in reverence. That puts us in direct communion with the forces of nature, as few indoor activities do.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Oh, Snow

Dec 16, 2017
Consider Bardwell Farm
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I did something last week anathema to my nature. I tried to avoid the snow.

It was traveling from south to north and I was heading from the Hudson Valley to Vermont. So I tried to get ahead of it.

Ralph Gardner Jr: A Winter Memory

Dec 9, 2017

With snow in the forecast, at least somewhere, and ski resorts already making snow (they’re making snow already, right?) I think back fondly to the family responsible for making me the proud intermediate skier I am today.

Ralph Gardner Jr: The Case For Crowds

Dec 2, 2017
2016 Hudson Winter Walk
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With holiday shopping season fast upon us, I’d like everybody to shop local --for entirely selfish reasons.

No, I’m not a main street merchant. I don’t have some charming storefront that sells bric-a- brac. Whatever bric-a-brac is.

Ralph Gardner Jr: My Grandparents, The Forgers

Nov 25, 2017
An antique lamp created by Myra and Ben Gardner
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Last week I opened a drawer in the antique high boy in our front hall and found photographs I’d never seen before. They were of my father’s family, and they dated back to the 19th century.

Ralph Gardner Jr: A Visit From Dr. Soot 'N Cinder

Nov 18, 2017
Doctors Soot N’Cinder. Bob Balfoort (left) and Kurt Straub
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Consider kindling – you know the stuff you start fires with – and its ability to sow marital discord?

What promoted me to do so was last week’s hard frost and a visit from our friendly, local chimney sweep – Dr. Soot N’ Cinder.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Family Splitting

Nov 11, 2017

You might ask yourself, as I did, where’s the silver lining to having a two-hundred year old oak tree come crashing down on your pool house? Besides, luckily, being covered by insurance?

Ralph Gardner Jr: Gone Beagling

Nov 5, 2017
Master Beagler Jack Kingsley and several canine members of the Old Chatham Hunt Club
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Last Sunday – the one with the high winds and torrential rains – might not sound like the best weather for beagling. That’s the sports where, to quote the website of the Old Chatham Hunt Club, the organization that sponsored the event, “a wily rabbit leads an eager pack of hounds through a whirlwind tour of the countryside.”

Ralph Gardner Jr: Tea For Town

Oct 28, 2017
Carrie Chen conducting a Chinese tea ceremony at Casana Tea House in Hillsdale,NY
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Hillsdale, New York probably isn’t the first place that comes to mind as the setting for a Chinese tea ceremony. But Hillsdale is happening.

Ralph Gardner Jr: A Bittersweet Season

Oct 21, 2017
Ransom Hall, Kenyon College
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I shouldn’t be talking to you right now. I should be at parents weekend. That’s where you could have found me on this weekend, or thereabouts, for much of the last decade.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Visiting Consider Bardwell

Oct 14, 2017
Angela Miller in the brining room at Consider Bardwell Farm
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I don’t know if it’s a sign of the growing sophistication and success of their operation, Obama era rules and regulations, or a combination of the two; but on a visit last weekend to the brining room at Consider Bardwell, our friend Angela Miller’s prize-winning goat cheese farm in West Pawlet, Vermont, I was required to scrub down and suit up almost as thoroughly as if I were about to perform open heart surgery.

Ralph Gardner Jr: The Tesla Of Chickens

Oct 7, 2017
Anna Hodson at Kinderhook Farm
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Does a pampered, pasture-raised, animal welfare approved, and all around well loved chicken taste better and is it healthier for you than your typical supermarket broiler? Is it worth paying multiples of the price for the former? Or is the enhanced flavor mostly a figment of your imagination?

candy
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On a visit to WAMC’s studio in Albany last week a friendly staffer offered me a marshmallow peep. I hesitated and finally had to reject her generosity.

Ralph Gardner Jr: A Master Gardener Offers His Diagnosis

Sep 23, 2017
Master Gardener Gerry Weber at the Cornell Cooperative Extension of Columbia and Greene Counties
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When my brothers and I were born my grandmother planted spruce trees for each of us on the front lawn of the house that has now passed down to me.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Thinking Of Tortola

Sep 16, 2017
Photograph of Lambert Beach, Tortola
Public Domain / Wikimedia Commons

My wife visited the British Virgin Islands in the late 1970’s, part of a crew to sail a boat back to New York City. Their departure was delayed several weeks, giving them a chance to get to know Tortola, the largest of the islands.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Getting Into A Jam

Sep 9, 2017
Ralph Gardner Jr. picking raspberries at Samascott Orchards in Kinderhook, NY
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With the headlines – a Mexican earthquake sandwiched between two superstorms – sounding apocalyptic, mental health almost requires those of us out of harm’s way not only to give thanks but also to take solace in life's smaller pleasures.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Traveling Beyond The Headlines

Sep 2, 2017
A memorial to victims of August's terrorist attack in Barcelona
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There are many benefits to taking a vacation abroad – the charming, if unquantifiable stimulus on the brain when you visit new places; good food; and the opportunity to relax; whether in my case that means taking long walks through terrain more dramatic than our woods or going swimming in bodies of water significantly larger and less murky than our pond.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Grocery Shopping In Third Gear

Aug 12, 2017
Ralph Gardner's backup bike
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The food scene in the Hudson Valley – forget the Hudson Valley, I just mean on our road – has become developed enough that we can purchase everything we need to make an excellent dinner during our Saturday morning ten-mile bike ride.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Dissecting August Light

Aug 5, 2017
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There’s something about August light that makes it superior to the light at any other time of year.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Going Overboard For Lobster

Jul 29, 2017
Pedro Leitao buys a hundred pounds of lobster for his annual Maine vacation
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What is it about lobster rolls? A trip to Maine would seem incomplete without one of these tasty treats. About the only thing that can compete on a consistent basis in the counter food category is a charcoal-grilled cheeseburger and fries.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Growing Local Hors d’Oeuvres

Jul 22, 2017
The first homegrown cherry tomato of the season with Hawaiian black lava salt and refreshments
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Last holiday season I received an advent calendar from the Burpee company. Instead of chocolate, or whatever treat is typically secreted behind the twenty-five doors of an advent calendar, this one contained seeds: beets, basil, tomatoes, poppies, cauliflower, radishes, watermelon.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Dodging The Raindrops At Tanglewood

Jul 15, 2017

I love Tanglewood. The problem is Tanglewood doesn’t love me back.

Joan K. Davidson, President Emeritus of the J.M. Kaplan Fund
J.M. Kaplan Fund

The first goal of being a philanthropist should be to do good. But there’s a second, perhaps undervalued side of giving away your cash – having fun while doing so.

Ralph Gardner Jr: City Vs. Country

Jul 1, 2017
Dancers at Sunset Park in Brooklyn
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The question comes up often these days: Where would I rather live? The city or the country?

And the answer is… both.

Ralph Gardner Jr: One Less Carp

Jun 24, 2017
NYS Department of Environmental Conservation Officer Jeffrey Cox
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About a month ago I penned a commentary about the single fish in my pond – a grass carp. I suggested that I probably ought to give him a name because, after a number of years swimming around in solitude and growing to the approximate size of an ocean-going tuna, he’d assumed the status of a family pet.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Hunting For Hawthorne

Jun 17, 2017
An acquisition at the Kinderhook, NY Memorial Library book sale
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A local library book sale isn’t the place you’d expect to go to learn you’re a has-been. But that’s what happened to me last weekend at the Kinderhook Memorial Library book sale in Kinderhook, New York.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Planet Earth To Trump

Jun 10, 2017
Photograph of the Earth taken on December 7, 1972, by the crew of the Apollo 17
Public Domain / NASA

Donald Trump has done a lot to amaze and disturb since becoming President of the United States. But abandoning the Paris Climate Accord struck a particularly depressing note.

Ralph Gardner Jr: Communing With Camels

Jun 3, 2017

My family has this game we play. It’s not really a game; it’s more of a ritual. We call it “What’s Your Favorite Part of the Weekend?”

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